Hogwarts' Library

Dear Parent/Guardian/Witch/Warlock/other _______________________

Your son/daughter/ward/familiar has the following resources overdue:

Therefore, we have confiscated his/her owl until such time as the books are returned or paid for. Whilst realising that this will severely limit the child's ability to complete research tasks involving OCT (Owl Communication Technology), we are sure that you will agree that in accepting responsibility for use of community resources, your child will develop a more mature attitude to life.

Yours sincerely,

Dear Controller/Mentor/Sensei _______________________

Your tutee has the following books overdue:

Therefore, it has been necessary to sentence them to detention on the outer moon of Xerferdon Minor for a period of one month. Please ensure that you pack sufficient survival rations to keep them alive, plus enough homework to keep them busy for this period.

Yours sincerely,

Dear Family Facilitator,

Your v.2 has the following materials overdue:

If these materials are not returned forthwith, and in the original condition in which they were lent, notwithstanding damage caused by fair and reasonable use, together with the original packaging, we will alter all your credit card passwords, cut utilities to your domicile, withdraw all technical support from your place of employment, and send you a reminder in 10 days.

The terms and conditions of this demand are not negotiable.

If you are not the intended recipient of this notice, please return to sender.

Yours sincerely,