It has come to our attention that the school librarian you received was shipped with a slight defect: a batch was manufactured without psychic abilities. This defect necessitates certain special procedures to ensure optimum performance of your unit.

• It is necessary to inform them of any assignments that are set by teachers. The defective units do not appear to have the ability to place scarce or high-demand resources on closed reserve in advance.
• It is necessary to inform them of any social functions that are occurring within the school. The defective units are left sitting in the library wondering where everyone else has gone.
• It is necessary to inform them in advance of any worksheets that they must prepare for a class that will be dumped on them at 2 minutes notice.
• It also appears that these defective units require a meal break during the day. Although they have been programmed to stop for lunch when the library is quiet, their lack of psychic prowess does not allow them to fortell when this will occur, so they may start eating just as a class arrives unannounced.

We regret any inconvenience this may cause. If these special procedures create an undue burden, please feel free to send the unit back, and one with full psychic abilities will be shipped as soon as they become available.