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A.B. Credaro
Page Created
February 11, 2003
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LIBRARY BLUE
SCREENS OF DEATH
RUN_OUT_OF_TIME ERROR.
0x0000000A WALLCLOCK_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL TO MIDNIGHT.
0x0000000B OVERTIME PAYMENT NOT ACCESSIBLE.
SHUT DOWN SYSTEM AND GO HOME.
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NOT QUITE A FATAL ERROR, BUT COULD HAVE BEEN QUITE NASTY.
0x00000019 BAD_POOL_HEADER
CHANGE SIGNAGE TO INDICATE EXACT DEPTH.
INDICATE WHEN LIBRARY STAFF MAY BE IN OVER THEIR HEADS,
OR AT LEAST UP_TO_THEIR_NECKS IN IT.
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CONFLICTING INSTRUCTIONS (AS USUAL)
0x0000001E KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED
EITHER EVERYONE IS EQUAL, OR THEY AREN'T.
NO EXCEPTIONS ALLOWED.
GO RE_WRITE_POLICY.
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SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG.
0x00000051 REGISTRY_ERROR
CHECK BIRTHS REGISTER TO SEE IF PROGRAMMER'S
PARENTS WERE MARRIED PRIOR TO BIRTH.
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A COMPLETE SCREW_UP HAS OCCURRED.
0x00000077 KERNEL_STACK_INPAGE_ERROR
REMOVE OFFENDING PAGE, RESTACK, CONTACT KFC.
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OUCH.
0x0000007F UNEXPECTED_KERNEL_MODE_TRAP
CAREFULLY REMOVE THE KERNEL, WATCH
OUT YOUR FINGERS_DONT_GET_CAUGHT.
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MAJOR BLUNDER IN PROGRESS.
0x0000007B INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE
HIT ANY PIECE_OF_FURNITURE TO CONTINUE.
THIS WILL NOT FIX_PROBLEM, BUT WILL REDUCE_STRESS.
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YOU REALLY FOULED UP THIS TIME.
0x00000080 NMI_HARDWARE_FAILURE
DON'T KICK YOUR NEXT COMPUTER.
REPAIR_COSTS WILL BE DEDUCTED_FROM_PAY.
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