|THE ZINE FOR LIBRARIANS WHO REFUSE TO BE CLASSIFIED
April 15, 2002
Note: The opinions expressed herein are soley those of the author. Any resemblance to real librarians (living or dead, or somewhere in between) is probably a coincidence, but maybe not.
Biblia, the Warrior Librarian, was created by A.B.Credaro. The concept of Warrior Librarianship is in common practice, and therefore quite possibly in the public domain. As such, it is exempt from copyright restrictions, although this does not limit Warrior Librarian Weekly, its agents, employees or others connected with the zine from trying to make an easy buck from it.
Graphics on this site were created by Peter Lewis, unless otherwise stated. These graphics were created exclusively for Warrior Librarian Weekly, and may not be copied without consent, which will only be granted after an obscenely large amount of money has changed hands ... which really isn't likely to happen, is it?
New Serials Released
WLW RESEARCH COLUMN
Library Big Brother
LibraryPorn.org states that it provides the public with access "to reports on books, magazines, Web sites, and other materials found within libraries which are widely deemed to be harmful to minors. By following the right hyperlinks, you will be able to locate YOUR public library anywhere in the USA (as these are submitted to us) and see samples of offensive materials located there." These materials were sent by persons living in these very localities. The Warrior Librarian recommends that you check your library patron membership applications VERY carefully ...
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Ideal for anxiety-ridden librarians. You can watch fish swimming, sunsets, beach scenes, etc. Coming soon is grass growing, paint drying, compost developing.
... click here. (Needs broadband access. Does that stress you even more?)
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION
Keynote Address Invitation
The Warrior Librarian has been invited to deliver the keynote address at the annual state conference of the Minnesota Educational Media Organization (MEMO). There is only 9,005 miles/14,492 km (or 7825 nautical miles if she has to swim) to be covered. Organisations, companies or individuals who would like to sponsor the travel component of the costs can send cash or airline tickets to this website via the D-Drive of their computer. Please make sure that banknotes are ironed flat before insertion ...
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LATEST HUMOR PAGE
Catchy Tags for Librarians
All the "good" names seem to be taken, but here are a few that are still available. Match yourself or your work to a great name ...
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MORE ORIGINAL HUMOUR
Laugh yourself comatose.
No, folks, WLW isn't just yet another directory of humor. The Humor Index contains over 60 original humor items by Biblia - except for one guest item, exclusive to WLW. Oh, and one well-known piece off the 'net that people expect to see on any library humor site. But the rest is original. Honest. Use the new improved index! Now in alphabetical order, even. Click here for the US version or here for the English version or at the bottom of this page for those with a sinking feeling, or at the top left hand side, or ....
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Warning: Not for the easily offended