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created and maintained by A.B. Credaro UPDATED: November 4, 2001 Peter Lewis©2001 Created exclusively for WLW |
THE NEW SchoolLibrarian
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CONGRATULATIONS!You have been very fortunate in obtaining this genuine information professional. If used with care, and in accordance with these Operating Instructions, your new SchoolLibrarian2001 will give many years of exemplary service. Improper use or neglect will void your warranty on SchoolLibrarian2001. |
UNPACKINGYour new SchoolLibrarian2001 has left our care packaged with the latest technological skills, an awareness of current issues, managerial techniques to maintain your current school library (whilst continuing development and upgrading), the ability to contribute to teaching and learning, and a high level of commitment to the application of best practice. Please do not disgard this wrapping. In addition to providing buffering in transport, this packaging is necessary for the operation of your new SchoolLibrarian2001. |
OPERATING INSTRUCTIONSThis unit is designed to function within a normal range of temperature and humidity conditions. Excessive heat, cold or moisture will prevent optimum operation. Locate SchoolLibrarian2001 in a position that allows maximum visibility. Although the unit will function as a "stand-alone", maximum benefits are gained from networking to other school personnel. The unit will automatically generate input into multiple areas of school operation. Whilst the feedback provided by the unit may be ignored, this may prove detrimental to the educational output of the school. |
PLUG-INSSchoolLibrarian2001 has been equipped to operate with minimal support. It is recommended that you consider the following third party additions, for maximum enhancement of the quality of your school library programs:
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KNOWN ISSUESPlease ensure that SchoolLibrarian2001 does not come into contact with SchoolBoardCirca1960, as conflict will arise. SchoolLibrarian2001 is not compatable with either ClassroomTeacher c.1970 or SchoolPrincipalC1940 to C1980. Upgrades are available for both ClassroomTeacher and SchoolPrincipal in print journals, or Internet downloads, although installation of these upgrades may prove difficult. SchoolLibrarian2001 can undertake these upgrades, but this will slow down operating speeds in core functions. |
WARRANTYWARNING! NEVER overload your SchoolLibrarian V. 2001. This will result in burnout, and void this warranty. As many satisfied customers have noticed, the SchoolLibrarian2001 is capable of exemplary operation in many areas outside its core functions. Although very robust, SchoolLibrarian2001 is, after all, only human. |