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September 27, 2001
IN ACTION @ THE LIBRARY
Libraries cost money to run.
We already have a library.
Therefore, the library already has enough money.
Librarians need to have regular breaks.
They go home every night (eventually).
Therefore, we can cut the length of meal times.
Books are for borrowing.
I am a borrower.
Therefore, I can do whatever I like in the library.
PARENTS OF YOUNG PATRONS:
I am a taxpayer.
Children's Librarians are paid from my taxes.
Therefore, I can leave my children in the library for a few hours whilst I shop.
Libraries need books.
I sell books.
Therefore, librarians will drop everything to see me when I arrive without an appointment.
I come to work every day.
I am undervalued, underpaid, and overworked.
Therefore, I must be crazy.