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Created and Maintained by: A.B. Credaro

Updated
November 24, 2001
WLW MERCHANDISE
That you wouldn't give to your worst enemy..
or would you?


THE WLW BEANBAG
Discourage pointless lounging about with this attractive item for any library. Covered in steel-reinforced kevlar, and filled with broken lumps of concrete. Won't rot, rust, or split. Spray paint it yourself to match your library's decore, or leave in natural colors to match your mood.

RRP : $159.95 + postage and packing $300


THE WLW COFFEE CUP
Comes pre-stained, chipped and cracked to discourage borrowing. Colors: grey, murky brown, puke yellow. "WLW" painted on side with liquid paper.

RRP : $12.95 + postage and packing $12


THE WLW T-Shirt
Stand out from the crowd at the next library conference! Quality K-Mart fabric, with "WLW" in black high-gloss acrylic paint. White(ish) only. One size fits nobody.

RRP : $22.95 + postage and packing $10


THE WLW BOOKENDS
Unusual design, cleverly constructed to look like a house brick. Features the "WLW" logo in thick felt-tipped pen on one side only.

RRP : $0.50 each + postage and packing $5
Bulk discount available.


THE WLW PENCIL

Looks just like a regular pencil, but has "WLW" handwritten on quality recycled paper, and attached with stickytape. Very distinctive, for the discerning librarian.

RRP:$2.50 + postage and packing $3


WARNING: ANYONE CONTEMPLATING ORDERING ANY OF
THESE ITEMS SHOULD SEEK MEDICAL ADVICE URGENTLY.