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May 12, 2002
This humor page was adapted from the text at http://www.catholic-pages.com/
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN ISSUED WITH A
It has come to our attention that the school librarian you received was shipped with a slight defect: a batch was manufactured without psychic abilities. This defect necessitates certain special procedures to ensure optimum performance of your unit.
We regret any inconvenience this may cause. If these special procedures create an undue burden, please feel free to send the unit back, and one with full psychic abilities will be shipped as soon as they become available.
|To correctly cite this page:
Credaro,A.B.(2002). Defective School Librarians. Warrior Librarian Weekly [online]
https://warriorlibrarian.com/LOL/defect.html [Accessed:insert date]