LIBRARIANS' LUNCHBOXES:
CUSTOM-MADE FOR
BUSY LIBRARIANS

Had a busy day at work, and looking for a quick dinner at night? Or maybe you need something you can grab and take to work for lunch? The WLW Catering Division offers you a range of choices: CLEAN CUISINE: Additive free, without any genetically modified foodstuffs (distilled water). MEAN CUISINE: Sour grapes served with a generous portion of spleen and a bottle of whine. SERENE CUISINE: Triple-decker Valium sandwich with sprig of parsley. WEAN CUISINE: Milk. GREEN CUISINE: Peas in olive-colored jello. JAMES DEAN CUISINE: A carton of high-tar cigarettes and a bottle of bourbon. JELLYBEAN CUISINE: Large bag of multi-colored soft confectionery, accompanied by broccoli and gravy. CAFFEINE CUISINE: Flask of double-brewed coffee, together with a large bar of dark chocolate. JEAN CUISINE: Cheese and lettice sandwich wrapped in denim. TRAMPOLINE CUISINE: To help you cope with life's ups and downs, extra-hot chilli-peppers dipped in vanilla icecream. UNSEEN CUISINE: For the diet-conscious, an empty box.