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Created and Maintained by
A.B. Credaro
May 15, 2002
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HIRE A CUSTOM-MADE CROWD
TO FILL YOUR LIBRARY
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BRADY BUNCH
Freckle-faced cuties with just the right amount of street cred to give your Children's Section that "used" look.
$2.50 per hour per kid
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CLASSY CLASS
This premium group will not only fill your activity space, but will ask intelligent questions, laugh on cue, and leave the room neat and tidy on exiting.
$200 per session +$10 per question/answer
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SOCCER HOOLIGANS
Suprisingly cheap to hire, especially in the off-season. Great for creating a sense of activity through noise and movement.
$1.95 per pound
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SUITS TO GO
Repeated use of this smartly dressed group might lift the standard of patron that you could expect in your library.
Off-the-rack $99
Tailor-made $499
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MIXED BAG
Budget conscience librarians will find this assortment a quick fix for empty libraries. No refunds on this group.
$39.95 per dozen
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ACADEMIC APPEARANCES
Off campus libraries, or those serving distance education students, should not feel neglected. Lift the morale of your staff by having the occassional gown waft through your stacks.
$89.27 per degree
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BEST BUY
Tired of grumpy, whinging, aggressive, rude patrons? Hire this great bunch for general purpose library filling. Friendly, cheerful, and well-behaved.
DISCONTINUED ITEM
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