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A.B. Credaro PAGE CREATED: November 22, 2002
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THE WIT AND WISDOM OF
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Stay out of fluorescent lighting. It adds ten years to your face and fries your brain. ![]() Don't stay at home alone with a video more than two nights in a row. That's how serial killers get started. ![]() After the twelfth margarita, get them to stop the car before you vomit. ![]() Don't be impressed by cynics. They're as blind as romantics, but less fun to hang out with. ![]() It's great to have a mentor, but don't be a protegee for the rest of your life. ![]() Never be photographed with a glass in your hand, or a straw up your nose. ![]() Don't go to theatres where most of the men are wearing raincoats. ![]() Immediately after a breakup, don't go to a party if you know he/she will be there. Social events are rarely enhanced by violence. ![]() Once a week, do something meaningless. If your whole week is meaningless, consider a career move. ![]() Also by this author: Ageing Disgracefully | Brothers And Sisters | Pundemonium | Teething Tantrums and Tattoos | |
To correctly cite this page: Credaro,A.B.(2002). The Wit and Wisdom of Australian Authors: Joan Sauers. Warrior Librarian Weekly [online] https://warriorlibrarian.com/CURRICULUM/quote_sauers.html [Accessed:insert date] |