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EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW
ABOUT LIBRARY ADMINISTRATION
I LEARNED FROM 10 YEARS OF
|People assigned to ranks higher than you can be easily manipulated.
[Confirmed by McHale's Navy]
Only thin women look good in tight jeans.
[Confirmed by Mr Ed]
Remote administration can work in your favor, depending on how exactly how remote the administration is.
[Confirmed by My Favorite Martian]
Extreme shortsightedness is funny, but only to onlookers.
[Confirmed by Mr Magoo]
Substandard building construction is quaint, and leaking roofs are picturesque.
[Confirmed by Green Acres]
Type-A personalities have no idea what is really going on.
[Confirmed by Dad's Army]
You can get away with more outside your post, than at it.
[Confirmed by Third Rock from the Sun]
All organizations need a fall guy.
[Confirmed by M*A*S*H*]
Obese Germans always eat a lot.
[Confirmed by Hogan's Heroes]
Conforming to stereotype keeps you in work.
[Confirmed by The Odd Couple]
Things get really complex when relatives visit unannounced.
[Confirmed by Bewitched]
There CAN be smoke without a fire.
[Confirmed by Gilligan's Island}
Nice guys may not actually win, but they dont mind losing. In fact, most of the time they dont realize that theyve lost.
[Confirmed by the Beverly Hillbillies]
The answers to all lifes dilemmas can be found in a manual, providing you have the right manual.
[Confirmed by Cataloging 101]