Warrior Librarian Weekly

ISSN 1445-9124	THE ZINE FOR LIBRARIANS WHO REFUSE TO BE CLASSIFIED

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WARNING LABELS FOR LIBRARIES Fiction Book Danger: This book may contain ideas Reference Book Warning: This book contains facts that may not agree with statements found on the Internet For Foot Keep away from mouth For Computer Use with Caution. This product is known to cause insanity For Barcode Wands Do not insert in ear or nose For Washroom Soap For external use only For Circulation Desk This item has not been approved as a child-holding device For Library Chairs Maximum Load = one person For Potted Plants The management accepts no liability for any rash that results from your contact with this plant For Book Trolley Persons attempting to ride on this trolley should note that it is held together with sticky tape For Door of Conference Room Contents may cause drowsiness For Photocopier Keep away from children under 36 months For Turnstile If swallowed, induce vomiting – but outside the building, please For TV Monitor The Surgeon General warns that excessive exposure may be harmful to your intelligence For Paper guillotine Do not use while sleeping For Pay Packet May cause nausea For Poster Laminating Machine This is not a flotation device For Librarians Contents under pressure and may explode

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