| PROBLEM |
CAUSE |
SOLUTION |
| Library is missing |
You are in the wrong building |
Re-launch entry procedure |
| The Library terminates unexpectedly |
User time-out protocol in effect |
Read documentation on notices for Opening Hours |
| The library chairs are uncomfortable |
Design bug |
User needs to change to different sleeping position |
| The Library is too hot |
The thermostats are set at the optimum temperature for book preservation |
Uninstall jacket, sweater and gloves |
| The Library is too cold |
The thermostats are set at the optimum temperature for book preservation |
Reinstall sweater. If this does not solve the problem, use jacket and gloves add-ons |
| The Librarian appears to be missing |
Library staff being utilised in alternative operation |
Wait 5 minutes and try again |
| The librarian is not missing |
Library operation is dependant on library staff |
You are not able to delete presence of librarian; you may have to change sites for undertaking unauthorised procedures. |
| You do not find the librarians jokes funny |
Librarians use a different operating system to you |
Laugh anyway it cant hurt, can it? |
| Book will not open |
You are holding the unit upside-down |
Turn it over so that the bound side is on your left |
| Book is unhelpful |
Comics do not contain information on topics such as Continental Drift or Introductory Metaphysics |
Move to different sector of library |
| Overdue Notice is posted to you |
Time-out protocol on borrowing period |
Restore the item/s to library's cache |
