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ARCHIVED EDITION: EARLY NOVEMBER, 2003

Library Envy

Renaissance Calender 2004 Nothing piques the curiosity of colleagues as much as one of their number getting material with Swedish postmarks on a plain envelope.

When the 2004 Renaissance Library Calendar arrived last week, rumours abounded about why this particular piece of mail wasn't being shared. Yeah, right ... like the calendar would be returned without any of the pages missing. Not.

Which is a timely reminder that it's not only patrons that have a perchant for scissors ...

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Best Literature?

book being read Even the experts can't agree on a uniform set of criteria for "quality" literature. The WLW Research Team recently emailed a Professor of Literture at a leading university for their personal viewpoint. The resultant correspondence a suggested website - which incidently was 404 at the time.

However, the Australian Broadcasting Commission has opened an online poll for voting for "the best" Australian Literature. And you don't even need to be Australian, or know anything about Australian literature. In fact, if you aren't an expert (or even a gifted amateur) you could even learn something.

Given the national broadcaster's recent policy change to cut to its educational programming budget, this is somewhat ironic ...

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Precision thingy driving

book cart team Western Carolina University's Hunter Library was quite rightly thrilled to have won an award in the homecoming parade ("Best Non-Float Entry").

But this raises the semi-contentious issue of the name of the devices being precisionally driven. Bannered as a "book truck", the wheeled book moving machines appear to conform the construction illustrated in the recently released book "cart" precision driving book.

Known elsewhere as book "trolleys", confusion is running rampant following the disclosure that in New Zealand shopping "trundlers" are used for moving groceries around the stores.

At this stage, the International Standards Organization does not appear to be willing to step in and formally sanction any nomenclature ...

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Stereotype Busting

Deb Mulhall Meet Deb Mulhall, a teacher librarian [MLS] in Sydney's southern suburbs. Apart from managing the operation of a secondary school library, liasing with teaching staff, delivering bibliographic instruction, and scraping chewing gum off the underside of tables and chairs, Deb is a playwrite.

Deb's plays have been produced by a number of theatre companies, but recently Cry Wolf, a play on the ethics of photojournalism, received an honorable mention at the New York's New Works of Merit Playwriting Contest 2003.

We didn't even know that there were any ethics in photojournalism ...

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WLW RESEARCH COLUMN

Searching for information It is with great regret that the WLW research team announces its withdrawal from the Marmota monax (woodchuck) research project. Some smarty-pants with a calculator seems to have already published on this, complete with diagrams and mathematical formula. Even if the document is undated, and omits the usual long list of references.

This was not discovered until after the WLW research team had gone to all the trouble of finding the species name and dimensions and stuff. Now they'll have to go find another obscure project to use as a flimsy excuse to wheedle money out of some poor unsuspecting benefactor ...

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Research has shown that the average librarian will take 5-10 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence is suggesting that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 90+ original library humor items in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read.

However, if you choose to hang around there for hours reading them all, then re-reading them, then WLW cannot take any responsibility. You now have the choice of using the genetically unmodified Alphabetical Index or the dolphin-safe Dewey Version. Caffeine-free version has been temporarily canned, pending an FDA investigation ...

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SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION

MASS MEDIA: The Newcastle (Australia) Herald published a book review of Biblia's Guide two weeks ago. Variety has yet to cover this seminal work of post-modern deconstructivism ...

CONFERENCES Biblia's next conference appearance is scheduled on June 29, 2004 for the School Library Association of Queensland. Members and friends of MEMO can click here for the report on the Fargo conference.

ACADEMIA: Recently discovered was the fact that both the Warrior Librarian and this website have been included in the course material for the Information Literacy e-course IST 4117. We wrote to them on September 14, asking for a copy of the course notes, but haven't heard anything back yet ...

INTERNET: For some reason, Warrior Librarian Weekly has now been listed in Steven Carr's Ultimate Guide to Education Resources.


AMAZON BOOK SALES: Climbing from Amazon's sales ranking of 521,669 last week, as of a few minutes ago it had sky-rocketed to 66,236, is no longer being bundled with Matthew Battle's Libraries: an unquiet history for a special price. Now Amazon is using the page for "sponsored listings" for a library supplier and two employment agencies.

FROM THE MAILBOX: Many thanks to Pavlos Togias of some organisation in Greece for letting us know that Tuesday 28th of October is a National Remembrance Day and public holiday. We are still trying to work out what we are supposed to do with this information ...

In response to last week's WRefQ, Cathy Moore of Gayman Elementary School Library wrote to advise those seeking more physics songs of the website and CD of Physics Pholk Songs ...

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Here it is, nearly Christmas time. The stores are a-glitter with tinsel and plastic reindeer, and book sellers are posting out their end of year catalogs. This could be the ideal time to get some shopping done before the usual Last Minute Rush.

As a service to WLW readers, I have updated my over at Amazon, particularly for those feel bad about having missed my birthday. Rest assured that here at WLW, we put our readers' needs above all else.

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Official statistics show that visiting a library was the second-most popular cultural pursuit of Australians. Most popular was cinemagraphic experiences. Which was a little strange, considering comparative entry prices. Maybe we need to consider selling overpriced popcorn ...

Congratulations to Keene Memorial Library for getting tough on overdue books. However, the newspaper report is a little misleading, telling patrons that a collection agency will come a'calling if they do return the books ...

Librarians are not expecting a large increase in interest in the classics, following the British Library launch of two complete volumes of Chaucer on its website ...

Residents of Greater Metropolitan Sydney's largest city, Blacktown, only have until November 2 to borrow - before the library closes for a month for their move into temporary residence above the shopping mall. Ironically, the move (and forthcoming closure) are necessary due to the expansion of the said mall ...

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LESSONS FROM MINNESOTA

#243: Duluth is not "dull-ith", it's "doo-looth".


WORST REFERENCE QUESTION OF THE WEEK

I’m enrolled in computing and having trouble with C++. Does the library have tutors available?

Undergraduate

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Hartley's First Law

DIVERSION OF THE WEEK

This week's research into a suitable digital skills enhancement activity leaves us in something of a quandry. Although somehow semi-obliged to share Popcap's Insanitarium, you should be warned that it sucked three days out of the life of our Digital Skills team - only to reach Level 5 ...

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LIBRARY WEB SITE OF THE WEEK

The Scout Report commends WebJunction as a great resource for librarians, set up with a grant to OCLC from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Although fairly comprehensive, they might have to work a little on the navigation, as their humor page doesn't seem to appear anywhere ....

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