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However, with September 19 recently identified as the official Talk Like a Pirate Day, we are currently running the web site backwards to see if there are any subliminal messages embedded in it ... ... There is no more to read >>
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Research has shown that the average librarian will take 5-10 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence is suggesting that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 90+ original library humor items in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read. However, if you choose to hang around there for hours reading them all, then re-reading them, then WLW cannot take any responsibility. You now have the choice of using the genetically unmodified Alphabetical Index or the dolphin-safe Dewey Version. Caffeine-free version has been temporarily canned, pending an FDA investigation ... MOST POPULAR BIBLIA PAGES TO DATE:
If you miss that one, you'll have to wait until June, 2004 for the S.L.A.Q. conference in Queensland, Australia. Can't get to North Dakota, and can't wait until June next year? Maybe you can get to the Information Literacy conference in Queanbeyan. Although Biblia won't be appearing in person, you can still benefit from her words of wisdom (or spiteful invective, depending on your point of view) in the pre-conference reading.
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Following last edition's disclosure on WLW's unique perspective on the extinction of trilobites, further Internet searches into palaeontology have uncovered the phenomenon of Our Brachiopod Brothers. Whilst not actually extinct, it's no wonder they now lurk about in rock pools, afraid to show their faces, what with all the allegations about church people. Even the articulate ones don't seem to have much to say at the moment .... ... There is no more to read >> |
Pravda (the Russian one, not the one put out by your local library board) has an interesting slant on Harry Potter vs the People. Maybe there are too many vowels in the book, or something ... Multi-billionaire author Robert Harris spills his guts (not literally, because it would be tacky of us to report it) to the New Scotsman on his new and upcoming novels ... Law librarians meeting in Australia are reported as doing their part in bucking the stereotype ... USA Today (the website, not the geographic location at the present time) runs a good story on Google. If you read through far enough, you get to the part about , but you have to force yourself to read past the working conditions at the Googleplex .... Meanwhile, in Canada, Parliament Hill all but shuts down due to energy conservation measures. Only essential staff were on duty - including library services. Let's hope they remember that when salaries are being reviewed ... There is no more >>
I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some. Herbert Rappaport
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The WLW Research team has cautioned against panic, following an apparently aqueus thread running through our literary culture. It is uncertain at this stage whether there is a connection between this being the International Year of Fresh Water, and the designated theme of the Australian Book Week festivities, "Oceans of Stories".
The popular feature Column 8, in The Sydney Morning 
Only five weeks left until the Warrior Librarian delivers the keynote address for the M.E.M.O. Fall Conference in North Dakota,USA. Some seats may still be left, if you hurry. The significance of this event is also noted by the Children's Literature Network.
That august institution, School of 
The math teaching portal, 
This week saw the delivery of a very nice email from Jason Pollack, personal assistant to (the) Michael Moore. Jason apologised profusely for the delay in getting back to us, and promised that he would get back in touch if Michael gave further consideration to our request. Unfortunately, we can't remember what the original query was ....
August 27, 2003