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THIS SPACE HAS BEEN LEFT BLANK FOR YOUR ROUGH NOTES
MID MAY, 2003 ARCHIVED EDITION

JOURNALIST GETS AWARD
Recognition for Services to Libraries

DENVER, CO: Rita Cosby, Senior Correspondent for FOX News Channel, is not only the recipient of the Headliner Award given annually by The Association for Women in Communications, but also the WLW Award for Journalistic Services to Libraries.

 Rita Cosby
Rita Cosby

The Headliner Award rewards recent national or international accomplishments, as well as consistent communications excellence. As anchor of FOX News Channels, Rita Cosby continues to out-scoop her seasoned colleagues while covering national and international breaking news stories.

As a University of South Carolina honor graduate, Cosby has taught numerous college classes, and in 1998 was presented with USC's Distinguished Alumni Award. Fluent in Spanish and proficient in five other languages, she is listed in "Outstanding People of the 20th Century." She makes regular use of libraries and library services, and to date has never received an overdue notice.

Perhaps most significantly, Cosby has continued to refrain from giving any coverage to news reports or stories on librarians not conforming to stereotype ...

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CONTEMPORARY LIBRARY SCIENCE
Law Libraries Changing Paradigms

A forthcoming conference for law librarians is slated to address the lack of publicity for these specialist resource centers. Although well known, these libraries are little understood by members of the general public who have been staying away in droves.

Law Books
Judge for yourself

The tentative program also includes issues such as coping with book theft “from people who really should know better”, improving the image of law librarians, and how to take legal action to recover overdue fines from members of the legal profession.

A major focus of the conference will be on addressing the quality of law collections. Acting conference convener, Elderberry Mapple-Smythe, went on record as stating that whilst the content was appropriate, topical, and highly relevant, the books lacked popular appeal. “Just look at them – dull covers, unimaginative layout, almost no illustrations. And it’s just not the resources. Law libraries are not 'happening places'. We want to bring in bean bags, put some Winnie-the-Pooh reading posters up, have coloring competitions”.

Specialists will be brought in to conduct workshops on starting Reading Time activities in law libraries ….

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MUNICIPAL PLANNING
New Library Opens

Stymphalus, OH: Residents have flocked to the official opening of their new library, centrally located for ease of convenience. However, what sets this library apart from any other is the fact that it was built on-time, and within-budget.

 Community Library
Community Built Library

Although city planners were not originally happy with the concept of the town's community undertaking the construction themselves, the final decision came down to a financial one. By using donated materials, the city also made further savings.

Local mayor, Steve Shackleton, stated after the official opening that 'its an eyesore, and it should be torn down, but given our current fiscal position, it was this or nothing'. Over the next few months, the local community hopes to gather enough materials to build some bookshelves, which will be stocked with donated books from around the country.

On the drawing board for next year are plans to engage a librarian whose salary falls within the municipal budget ....

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LIBRARY HISTORY
Anniversary Approaching

There are only four years and six months left until the 50th anniversary of the death of Wilhelm Riech.

Willy Reich
Willy Reich

"Man's right to know, to learn, to inquire, to make bona fide errors, to investigate human emotions must, by all means, be safe, if the word FREEDOM should ever be more than an empty political slogan." So spoke Wilhelm Reich, right before the U.S. government burned all of his books and papers, destroyed his orgone accumulators, and threw him in prison in 1957, where he died on November 3, 1957.

Sure, he was a little weird. And many believe that he was basically a sicko with a big vocabulary. But hey, who amongst us is perfect? And he did write a lot of books ...

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LATEST HUMOR PAGE
Library Incident Reports

How does your library rate for incidents? Above or below an average public library? The following examples come from a Real Library, over a three month period. The scoring system is the invention of WLW's sick mind ...

... Check it out >>


MORE ORIGINAL HUMOR
Laugh yourself comatose.
Research has shown that the average librarian will take 5-10 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence is suggesting that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 90+ original library humor items in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read. However, if you choose to hang around there for hours reading them all, then re-reading them, then WLW cannot take any responsibility. You now have the choice of using the genetically unmodified Alphabetical Index or the dolphin-safe Dewey Version. Caffeine-free version is still in beta ....


SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION
From the Mailbox

Many thanks to Ashleigh Brilliant, the world's only professional epigrammist, for letting me know about his computer problems.

Also, that rude woman from ALA wrote another terse note. The draft of my reply has nearly reached 10,000 words ...

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Virtual School Library Tour

Easter came and went, and it's already too late for putting together a display for Mother's Day. So you should start gearing up for June 1, which is the National day of Tunisia. But plenty of time for collecting those retread casts off the road for June 15, the date on which Charles Goodyear patented vulcanized rubber ... ...

Important dates >>

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Biblia, the Warrior Librarian
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

Commenting on her forthcoming series of children's books, Madonna (the entertainer) stated that she had found children’s literature “vapid and empty”, and she should know! But perhaps her local or school librarian could send her a list of books that do not feature the princesses or frogs that she finds so objectionable ...

... Report >>

INFORMATION DISSEMINATION

Many thanks to the Wired News web site, for providing a detailed explanation of SPAM. With a description of twenty different types. Like, haven't we ever seen any ....

...we wish >>

SPREADING THE WORD

The most excellent resource, Search Engine Watch now has advice on "Honing Your Searching Skills". Seems like now everyone wants to be a librarian ...

... Go Figure >>

AUSTRALIAN CBC AWARDS

If you haven't read the books nominationed in the Books for Older Readers catagory for the Australian Children's Book Council (CBC) Book of the Year Awards, and don't want to find out how the books end (until you actually read the book), please ...

...DO NOT READ THIS >>

DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN

The Librarian of Congress has signed an agreement with the library of the Russian Academy of Sciences and the Kunstkamera museum to launch a bilingual, online Russian-American library. This is part of the expansion of the Open World Program, where $51 million has been allocated for Russian intellectuals to visit the US in a cultural exchange program. And then there was the $10 million that has been allocated to recuiting more librarians ...

... News >>

DIVERSION OF THE WEEK

Almost completely pointless, but isn't that the whole point? WLW score was just under 3 minutes ...

...Rated G >>

WEEK'S WORST REFERENCE QUESTION

Q: Can you please email me a list of books you have in adult fiction?
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WEBSITE OF THE WEEK

Not for everyone, Literary Kicks believes in "deconstructionism as long as you clean up after you're done" ...

... Sigh >>

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